| 1 | Bells - Father, I must speak | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 2 | Oh, very good shot, my Lord | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 3 | Bad luck, Balders | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 4 | Nice try, Melchy, but it's no use | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 5 | Now then, what seems to be the trouble? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 6 | Anything to follow, my Lord? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 7 | Now look here, Bob | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 8 | You look a lovely bridesmaid, Baldrick | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 9 | Edmund, I can't believe it's really happening | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 10 | It's me, Flash! Flash by name, Flash by nature! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 11 | Head - Right, Baldrick, let's try it again | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 12 | Grey, I suspect, Majesty | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 13 | Right. Good morning, team | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 14 | Your Majesty. Yes, Lady Farrow? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 15 | Right, Baldrick, is that all clear? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 16 | Ah, Lady Farrow | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 17 | Enter! James? My darling! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 18 | Yes, all right then, let him off | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 19 | Hello, Edmund. Look, I'm sorry I snapped at you | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 20 | There! Percy! Well, I've got the body | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 21 | Potato - Coming? No it'll be a once-in-a-lifetime experience | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 22 | Baldrick, you look like a deer | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 23 | Who is it? Er Melchet, milady | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 24 | You remember Lord Blackadder | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 25 | Aaarrgh! Me Laddie! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 26 | I'm not coming! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 27 | Oh, Edmund, I'm so proud | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 28 | Ha-haa! Not joining us in our 'ha-haas'? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 29 | He's only been gone three days and I'm... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 30 | Money - Go away, my lord, there is someone at the door | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 31 | Where are they now? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 32 | William Grieves, born 1513 | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 33 | Madam, you sent for me | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 34 | Can not believe it! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 35 | Give me a kiss and I'll give you a penny | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 36 | Oh, God! This place stinks like... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 37 | This is the Den | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 38 | Majesty. Thank God you've arrived | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 39 | Right Balders, I've lost the money | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 40 | Wakey-wakey Bish! Dear me, you clerics... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 41 | Beer - I must say, Edmund, it was jolly nice of you to... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 42 | Edmund! Quick, quick! Melchett's dying | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 43 | Right. Now the sort of Person we're looking for is... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 44 | Right. Now Let's make sure you've got this | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 45 | Uncle! Aunt! Greetings | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 46 | So, Uncle, will you have your turnip mashed or... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 47 | Sorry about that. Sorry, he's sick | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 48 | I notice you're not drinking, Blackadder | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 49 | Blackadder! You challenged me to a... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 50 | Good God! Well, look who it is | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 51 | Get out! Get out! Libidinous swine! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 52 | Hey, Melchy, I've completely changed my mind | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 53 | Right. Now am I, by any chance, addressing a...? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 54 | Batardo! Batardo. Barrister? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 55 | Stop! Forgive me, Herr Blackadder | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 56 | Dear Queen, I, Evil Prince Ludwig... | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 57 | What say you, Blackadder, I sing a song to...? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 58 | What sort of party should it be? | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 59 | My friends, I come to bid you farwell | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |
| 60 | Yo-Ho-Ho! Off with their heads! | Rowan Atkinson, Tony Robi... | | |